bart:dad why arent you saying anything, and where is our motor boat.
homer:I didnt like it, the mast had termites in it.
lisa:why would a motor boat have a mast?
homer:Because, the thingy had um...s
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Smokey: Only who can prevent forest fires? [Bart chooses the You button over the Me]
You pressed you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
Bart: [kicks the robot]
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Grampa: I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?